Checkout was at noon. You're still here. No regrets.
Retro motel-style keychains with the kind of energy your therapist warned you about. Clip one to your keys, your bag, or gift it to the friend who needs a laugh more than advice.
Pick the one that matches your personality. Or your criminal record. We don't judge.
✦ 25 sassy designs — from unhinged to slightly inappropriate ✦ 2 of each design — when your fav is gone, it's gone ✦ Retro motel tag style with keyring ✦ Limited edition — not restocking these designs
Check in. Stay weird. 🔑
A few favorites:
🐄 "Live Laugh Love — if that doesn't work, Load Aim & Fire."
🐴 "Buck You and the horse you rode in on."
🐔 "I Can Buy Myself Chickens"
😤 "Being a Functional Adult Every Day Seems a Bit Excessive."
