• A light pink pullover hoodie shown from the back, featuring a black graphic print with a spoon and the text 'APOLOGIES. MY GOOD BITCH, BUT WHERE HATH MY SPOONS FUCKED OFF TO AGAIN??'.
  • A white pullover hoodie shown from the back, featuring a black graphic print with a spoon and the text 'APOLOGIES. MY GOOD BITCH, BUT WHERE HATH MY SPOONS FUCKED OFF TO AGAIN??'.
  • A beige pullover hoodie shown from the back, featuring a humorous black graphic print with a spoon and the text: 'APOLOGIES. MY GOOD BITCH, BUT WHERE HATH MY SPOONS FUCKED OFF TO AGAIN??'.
  • A light grey pullover hoodie shown from the back, featuring a black graphic print with a spoon and the text 'APOLOGIES. MY GOOD BITCH, BUT WHERE HATH MY SPOONS FUCKED OFF TO AGAIN??'.
  • A light blue pullover hoodie shown from the back, featuring a black graphic print of a noose and the text 'APOLOGIES. MY GOOD BITCH, BUT WHERE HATH MY SPOONS FUCKED OFF TO AGAIN??'.
  • A royal blue hoodie shown from the back, featuring a dark graphic print of a broken spoon and the text 'APOLOGIES. MY GOOD BITCH, BUT WHERE HATH MY SPOONS FUCKED OFF TO AGAIN??'.
  • A light pink pullover hoodie laid flat with a central graphic of a cartoon spoon in true rock spirit hand. The hoodie is styled in a flat lay with a beige knit blanket, tan pants, a woven mat, and small jars on a neutral background.
  • A woman wearing a light pink hoodie with a cartoon spoon graphic on the chest, sitting on a beige couch.
  • A man viewed from behind wearing a light pink hoodie with a black graphic and text on the back, paired with gray pants, against a plain white background.
  • A white pullover hoodie laid flat with a central graphic of a cartoon spoon in true rock spirit hand.
  • A woman wearing a white hoodie with a cartoon spoon graphic on the chest, sitting on a beige couch.
  • A man viewed from behind wearing a white pullover hoodie with a black graphic and text on the back, paired with gray pants, against a plain white background.
  • A cream colored pullover hoodie laid flat with a central graphic of a cartoon spoon in true rock spirit hand.
  • A woman wearing a beige hoodie with a cartoon spoon graphic on the chest, sitting on a beige couch.
  • A man viewed from behind wearing a beige pullover hoodie with a black graphic and text on the back, paired with gray pants.
  • A light grey pullover hoodie laid flat with a central graphic of a cartoon spoon in true rock spirit hand.
  • A woman wearing a light grey hoodie with a cartoon spoon graphic on the chest, sitting on a beige couch.
  • A man viewed from behind wearing a light grey pullover hoodie with a black graphic and text on the back, paired with gray pants.
  • A light blue pullover hoodie laid flat with a central graphic of a cartoon spoon in true rock spirit hand.
  • A woman wearing a light blue hoodie with a cartoon spoon graphic on the chest, sitting on a beige couch.
  • A man viewed from behind wearing a light blue pullover hoodie with a black graphic and text on the back, paired with gray pants.
  • A royal blue pullover hoodie laid flat with a central graphic of a cartoon spoon in true rock spirit hand.
  • A woman wearing a royal blue hoodie with a cartoon spoon graphic on the chest, sitting on a beige couch.
  • A man viewed from behind wearing a royal blue pullover hoodie with a black graphic and text on the back, paired with gray pants.
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Adult Spoonie Humor Hoodie — “Apologies, My Good Bitch, But Where Hath My Spoons” Cozy Pullover

Adult Spoonie Humor Hoodie — “Apologies, My Good Bitch, But Where Hath My Spoons” Cozy Pullover

$45.00 USD
$45.00 USD
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Where Hath My Spoons Gone? Hoodie

For the chronically tired, slightly feral, and tragically short on spoons.

This cozy hoodie pairs spoonie humor with a delightfully dramatic, vintage-inspired design. A mischievous spoon character strikes a pose on the front, while the back asks the question every exhausted human eventually faces:

“Apologies, my good bitch, but where hath my spoons fucked off to again?!!”

Soft, roomy, and unapologetically ridiculous, it is perfect for low-energy days, chaotic errands, infusion appointments, recovery weekends, or dramatically retreating to the couch. Consider it wearable proof that you may be out of spoons, but you are never out of personality.

Product Details

  • Medium-weight 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend
  • Soft, warm fabric with a comfortable classic fit
  • Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord
  • Spacious kangaroo pocket for cold hands, snacks, or emergency supplies
  • Tubular knit construction without side seams
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Printed front and back artwork

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C or 90°F
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
  • Tumble dry on medium heat
  • Iron or steam on low heat
  • Do not dry-clean

Warning: Wearing this hoodie will not restore your spoons, but it may make losing them considerably funnier.

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean

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