For the introvert with razor-sharp wit and a standing date with their mug. This soft, unisex tee features a floral-crowned skeleton raising a cup of hot coffee with the immortal mantra: “That’s what I do—I drink coffee, I hate people, and I know things.” Wear it to signal “approach at your own risk (bring espresso).”
Highlights
Soft, breathable unisex fit (true to size; size up for slouchy)
Ringspun cotton or cotton/poly heather blend
Crisp DTG print with vintage tattoo vibes
Tagless/tear-away comfort, classic crew neck
Great for: office sarcasm, bookshop lurkers, coffee goblins, and anyone allergic to small talk.
Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
