Meet your new favorite warning label. This soft unisex tee features a floral‑crowned skeleton raising a hot cup of coffee with the mantra that says it all: “That’s what I do—I drink coffee, I hate people, and I know things.”
Wear it for bookstore lurks, office survival, errands you didn’t ask for, and any situation where you’d prefer your personality to speak first. Approach is optional. Espresso is recommended.
Highlights
• Soft, breathable unisex fit (true to size; size up for an oversized/slouchy look) • Ringspun cotton or cotton/poly heather blend (varies by color) • Tagless/tear‑away comfort, classic crew neck • Great for: coffee goblins, quiet geniuses, sarcasm professionals, and anyone allergic to small talk
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors • Tumble dry low • Do not bleach • Do not dry clean • Iron/steam/dry on low heat (avoid ironing directly on the print)
